Sunday, October 31, 2010

BEYOND THE RAVE (2010) (a review)


A British horror film by the revival of the Hammer studios. The story was told broken into twenty parts and for the feature they keep those breaks with some added music. You don't need to bother after the first break. AVOID.


The story: a guy is about to ship over to Iraq and is looking for his girlfriend at a rave, but they encounter vampires.

Was it good?

NO!!!!!

It was so lame and boring I couldn't even tell you any more details about it. Now I like the idea of a vampire movie set at a rave, but you know what would be cool? IF IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED AT A RAVE!!! There are a few minutes that are at a party (maybe that was supposed to be the rave), but most of the film takes place with people driving around and babbling on and on...it was just so boring. I didn't care about the guy, or the girl, or him going to Iraq. It's like this was the anti-CLOVERFIELD, a movie that made that relationship totally work for me and then elevated it with the monster. Here, none of it worked and then the vampires were also lame, and, like I said, the main action doesn't even take place at a rave.

Way to piss on your own concept.

*** AVOID ***

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