PACIFIC RIM (2013) *** RENTAL ***
The story: a rift to another dimension opens up in the ocean floor and giant monsters start coming out and attacking cities. To fight them, the world build giant robots. But as the attacks escalate, they have to carry out a dangerous mission to try to stop them once and for all.
Was it good?
Um...kind of? I mean look, there's something about watching giant robots fight giant monsters that's just plain cool. As dopey as it sounds, don't you want to see it? Some guy in a giant robot suit going toe to toe with a godzilla-like monster all in glorious full screen cgi? And really that's why I'm giving this a RENTAL because there is just some stuff that is cool to see and this has lots of cool. However -- and let me repeat that -- HOWEVER I also have to add that this movie is filled with some of the dumbest of everything you could ever imagine. First, they say we built giant robots to fight the monsters like that is a normal thing. Who the frack would think of building giant robots?!?!? And that really is the biggest problem. This is a movie about giant robots fighting giant monsters and everything else is just an excuse to let this happen. Really you could replace almost every line of
dialog with Charlie Brown's teacher going "wawawawawa" and the movie would be the same. There's no thought to the creatures -- they just destroy. There's no logic behind the dimensional portal (or explanation) -- it's just there. And why can't they close it? Because they can't, until they can. It's like a little kid telling a story where they just kind of make up one thing and then hop to another. Even the computer interface doesn't make sense (you need two people to pilot a robot...except not always...and is it important? no, not really). There is not one piece of genuine science fiction (i.e. thinking), not one piece of clever, not one piece of smart in the entire movie.
But it has del Toro directing giant robots fighting giant monsters. And that's why I'm giving it a rental, because that is enough to keep you watching once. Once.
**** RENTAL ****
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