Showing posts with label Gemma Arterton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gemma Arterton. Show all posts

Sunday, September 15, 2013

A twisted revisionist update to the classic fairy tale.  Stars (The Avengers, Bourne Ultimatum), , and .  Written and directed by .

The story:  Hansel and Gretel, after escaping from a witch when they were children, have grown up to become kick a** witch hunteres!  They come to a town where children have gone missing and learn a powerful witch is taking them for a ritual that will make her immune to fire.  Hansel and Gretel try to save the children and defeat the witch, while learning things about their past.

Was it good?

Yes!  Which surprised me.  It is such a silly, goofy idea, but here's the thing -- the filmmaker seemed to understand that and embraced it.  Instead of doing something grounded and dark, he made something vibrant and fun.  Hansel and Gretel aren't just witch hunters, they are witch hunters with a bunch of cool a** steam-punk inspired weapons.  The plot, while not inspired, does a good enough job to keep things interesting.  This isn't a deep, brain teaser of a movie -- it's popcorn for action/horror buffs.  My biggest complaint is that the movies seems divided whether it wants to be rated R or PG-13 (it's rated R).  Some times it would embrace the R-rated sexy/violence and other times it seemed to pull back from it.  Hopefully in the sequel (it was a big hit so I assume there will be one) they will embrace the R-nature and really give us a sexy, crazy action movie for adults who like to be giddy kids!

*** RECOMMEND ****

Sunday, December 19, 2010

DISAPPEARANCE OF ALICE CREED (a review)



A Brittish thriller starring Gemma Arterton (Prince of Persia, James Bond: Quantum of Solace, Clash of the Titans, Men in Black 3).

The story? A contained thriller about two guys who kidnap a young woman and hold her hostage, but things become more complicated when one of the kidnappers knows the girls and plans to backstab his partner...or does he?

Was it good?

No.

This is one of those contained thrillers with plot twists that aren't really that interesting and then a lot of running around when everything starts to fall apart. The biggest problem is that I just didn't like any of the characters and didn't really care if they succeeded or failed. Unlike RESERVOIR DOGS or SHALLOW GRAVE, there was just nothing interesting going on. And while those movies rely on people in difficult circumstances becoming mean and nasty in scary ways, this movie is more about how all these guys are really pussies.

Here's a shocking idea -- if you are making a thriller, then make at least one character be an evil bastard willing to do nasty things. Otherwise your thriller will be as lame as this one.

*** AVOID ***