tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91967611782682328552024-03-13T21:47:38.280-07:00THE UNWATCHABLESWhenever a low budget horror movie is made, I am there. Whenever a movie goes straight to dvd, I am there. Whenever a movie is critically panned, I am there.
Caring for the uncarable, loving the unlovable, and watching...the UNWATCHABLES.Paul A Newmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08625744471271546889noreply@blogger.comBlogger341125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196761178268232855.post-17258433206766384012014-07-11T14:31:00.000-07:002014-07-11T14:31:12.601-07:00Review: RUSHLIGHTS (2013) *** PASS ***<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.facebook.com/RushlightsMovie" target="_blank">RUSHLIGHTS (2013)</a> *** PASS ***</b></span></div>
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<b>RUSHLIGHTS </b>is a thriller directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0836495/?ref_=tt_ov_dr" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Antoni Stutz</span></a> from a script by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0836495/?ref_=tt_ov_wr" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Antoni Stutz</span></a> and
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0583488/?ref_=tt_ov_wr" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Ashley Scott Meyers</span></a>. It stars: <span class="fbLongBlurb">Beau Bridges, Haley Webb, Josh Henderson & Aidan Quinn.</span><br />
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<span class="fbLongBlurb"><b>The story</b>: </span><br />Two delinquent lovers from Los
Angeles, find a dead body that looks exactly like the girl and decide to travel to a small town to try to claim the inheritance, only to find there are problems with the inheritance and a drug dealer from LA has followed them looking for money.<br />
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Was it good?<br />
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It was okay, which for a mystery/thriller isn't good. The set-up with the inheritance is okay, but something I've seen before (or at least read before). The sheriff nosing around, the problems with the inheritance...all of those were okay but they never felt like they meant anything. The couple didn't seem desperate for money until the drug dealer comes looking for his money and he just wasn't that menacing. In fact, he seemed more interested in sex than money, which probably would have been a more interesting story -- a girl trying to get away from an abusive drug dealing boyfriend, only to have him follow her and ruin the new life she is trying to build (one that's built on a lie and in danger of falling apart). Here, there were lots of mysteries and little thrills. Well acted, especially from Beau Bridges, but a story that was all surface and and no thrills. It wasn't bad but blah, which honestly in a thriller can be worse than bad. I wouldn't say it's a horrible waste of time, but there are just too many better things out there to watch.<br />
*** PASS ***<br />
Watch instead: movies I'd go with classics like Body Double, Body Heat, and Dressed to Kill. Modern I'd go with tv shows like Person of Interest, True Detective, The Bridge and Fargo.Paul A Newmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08625744471271546889noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196761178268232855.post-71771808940165650262014-03-04T18:23:00.001-08:002014-03-04T18:32:26.943-08:00THE RETURNED (2013) *** WATCH ***<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2093270/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_2" target="_blank">THE RETURNED (2013)</a></b></span></div>
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Less a horror movie than a drama/thriller that uses the idea of zombies to nice effect. Written by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1523747/?ref_=tt_ov_wr" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Hatem Khraiche</span></a>. Directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1298542/?ref_=tt_ov_dr" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Manuel Carballo</span></a>. Starring <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0390285/?ref_=tt_ov_st" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Kris Holden-Ried</span></a>,
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0358922/?ref_=tt_ov_st" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Emily Hampshire</span></a>,
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2218213/?ref_=tt_ov_st" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Claudia Bassols, </span></a><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0236495/?ref_=tt_cl_t4" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Shawn Doyle,</span></a><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name"> and </span><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3172796/?ref_=tt_cl_t5" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Melina Matthews</span></a>.<br />
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<b>The story</b>: in a world where a zombie outbreak has happened, humans have developed a drug that if given to an infected person soon enough will keep the zombie virus dormant. However, the supplies are running low and people are beginning to panic. This is the story of a doctor (Hampshire) whose husband (Holden-Reid) has become infected and is trying to keep the virus dormant long enough for a synthetic solution to be developed.<br />
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<b>Was it good?</b><br />
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Yeah. It wasn't great, but it was solid with a lot of stuff worth watching. The concept is a great twist on the classic zombie concept that focuses more on the characters than on gore. The acting is all very good, the directing solid and they do a lot with the concept, having a black market and the shortages and groups of people who are violently anti-zombie. It's definitely worth watching especially if you are looking for something a bit different than other zombie movies.<br />
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So why only a rental? Well, partially because there is some clumsy plotting toward the end and honestly, while the movie isn't really about zombies the concept is about zombies and there definitely should have been more with them. This movie took the easy way out in many ways dealing with the zombie infection and could have been much, much more interesting. The main reason, however, is the story's lack of depth. While it is more character oriented, there isn't a lot of emotion and while there are some interesting plot-elements with the lack of the antidote, none of them really investigate the characters. Compare that to, say, CLOVERFIELD, where there is a story about a man trying to save his relationship with the girl he loves and then the monster arrives and now he has to save her from a bigger, external threat. Or SCREAM which has a teen girl unsure she trusts her boyfriend enough to have sex and then he is accused of being a serial killer and she has to decide to trust him or not. See these stories set up a parallel that allows them to use the external concept to explore an internal concept. That's how they are able to get emotion out of their stories. Here, there just isn't anything. So while the story is interesting, it also starts to feel a bit flat.<br />
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Still, for the strong concept, good acting and clever plotting, I think it's worth a <b>RENTAL</b>.Paul A Newmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08625744471271546889noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196761178268232855.post-66860995255907901222014-03-04T17:53:00.000-08:002014-03-04T17:53:14.877-08:00NO ONE LIVES (2012) *** AVOID ***<div style="text-align: center;">
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_One_Lives" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>NO ONE LIVES (2012)</b></span></a></div>
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A twist on a classic horror film staple -- the bad guys terrorizing an innocent couple off the in boondocks. Lots of style, lots of gore and a bit of nudity. Directed by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryuhei_Kitamura" title="Ryuhei Kitamura">Ryuhei Kitamura</a> and written by David Cohen. Stars <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luke_Evans_%28actor%29" title="Luke Evans (actor)">Luke Evans</a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1377561/?ref_=tt_cl_t9" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Laura Ramsey</span></a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adelaide_Clemens" title="Adelaide Clemens">Adelaide Clemens</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derek_Magyar" title="Derek Magyar">Derek Magyar</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America_Olivo" title="America Olivo">America Olivo</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsey_Shaw" title="Lindsey Shaw">Lindsey Shaw</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Tergesen" title="Lee Tergesen">Lee Tergesen</a>, and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brodus_Clay" title="Brodus Clay">Brodus Clay</a>.<br />
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<b>The story: </b>a group of bad guys kidnap a traveling couple only to find the man is a psychopath who will now terrorize them and kill them all.<br />
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<b>Was it good?</b><br />
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No. No, really, no. And it's frustrating because there are a lot of good things about the movie. I like the cast who are much more solid than horror movies usually get. The directing has lots of style. And it isn't one of those pg-13 wuss outs -- this is a hard R with lots of violence, gore and some nudity. The problem is the story just doesn't make any sense, nothing connects, and it becomes as empty as any Z-grade horror schlock made in some guy's backyard.<br />
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After some early character stuff, which is fine, we get to the action. The couple (Evans andRamsey) is hijacked by one of the bad guys. He plans on torturing them to get their pin number sand bank account, etc. Instead the girl kills herself on his knife and the guy now sets out to kill them all. So why did the girl kill herself? I have no idea. Clearly the boyfriend is enough of a bad ass he could have taken otu the other guy and probably saved her. So why do it? It's these weird lapses that seem to be thrown in just because they are cool but really make no sense at all that make this an AVOID movie. Which is a shame because it easily could have been a cool little film.<br />
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So what other bizarre nonsense is in the film? The part where the man about to get revenge goes for a skinny dip and starts walking around naked. (Not a problem since he has clothes a moment later.) There's the girl who was a hostage who seems to both like and hate the man who took her hostage for some reason, even though it's not explained why he took her hostage or why his girlfriend would be okay with it. Honestly, I could go on and on, but this is a movie based on what would be cool not what could ever possibly make sense. So why does the guy have a hostage in his car? Because it's cool. Why does the girl take a shower? Because it's cool. <br />
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And it's a shame a little more thought wasn't put into making this pile of cool-wanna-be actually form a story that makes any sort of sense, because like I said there's a lot of good and this could have been a cool little film. Instead:<br />
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<b>*** AVOID ***</b></div>
Paul A Newmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08625744471271546889noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196761178268232855.post-16079824427813402362014-02-03T21:47:00.001-08:002014-02-03T21:47:13.450-08:00BIG ASS SPIDER (2013) *** WATCH ***<div style="text-align: center;">
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_ass_spider" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>BIG ASS SPIDER (2013)</b></span></a> </div>
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A fun sci-fi horror movie, a throw back to those classic giant animal movies of the 60's. directed by Mike Mendez. Written by Gregory Gieras. Stars:
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Grunberg" title="Greg Grunberg">Greg Grunberg</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lin_Shaye" title="Lin Shaye">Lin Shaye, </a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Bauchau" title="Patrick Bauchau">Patrick Bauchau</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Wise" title="Ray Wise">, Ray Wise, </a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clare_Kramer" title="Clare Kramer">Clare Kramer, </a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lombardo_Boyar" title="Lombardo Boyar">Lombardo Boyar.</a><br />
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<b>The story</b>: A man fights a giant spider.<br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><b>Was it good?</b></span><br />
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YES. Don't get me wrong, this isn't going to win Oscars and won't defeat KING KONG or ALIEN, but for a goofy throw-back sci-fi movie it was the one thing you want most -- FUN. With a solid screenplay that does what you'd expect and has fun with it, and game performances from some solid actors this movie manages to stay entertaining throughout. This would be a fun movie to show my niece and nephews if not for some unneeded language. It's a shame, because as a movie for adults it isn't edgy enough, but as more of a family film it would be great.<br />
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Still, for fans of those early 60's sci-fi movies and movies like ARACHNOPHOBIA and EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS, this one is a good one to check out.<br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><b>*** WATCH ***</b></span></div>
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Also to watch: TREMORS, DESTROY ALL MONSTERS, ANACONDA, PACIFIC RIM.</div>
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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homefront_%28film%29" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>HOMEFRONT (2013)</b></span></a></div>
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A action/thriller where the South is full of hillbillies and meth addicts/dealers. Nice. Directed by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Fleder" title="Gary Fleder">Gary Fleder</a>. Screenplay by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvester_Stallone" title="Sylvester Stallone">Sylvester Stallone</a>, based on a book by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Logan_%28author%29" title="Chuck Logan (author)">Chuck Logan</a>. Movies stars: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Statham" title="Jason Statham">Jason Statham</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Franco" title="James Franco">James Franco</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winona_Ryder" title="Winona Ryder">Winona Ryder, </a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Bosworth" title="Kate Bosworth">Kate Bosworth</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachelle_Lefevre" title="Rachelle Lefevre">, Rachelle Lefevre</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Grillo" title="Frank Grillo">Frank Grillo, </a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clancy_Brown" title="Clancy Brown">Clancy Brown</a>, and Izabela Vidovic.<br />
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<b>The story</b>: an undercover DEA man moves to his wife's Southern, rural hometown with his daughter after his wife's death. There he gets on the wrong side of a local meth dealer who sets out to get rid of him and his daughter.<br />
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<b>Was it good?</b><br />
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Almost. And what I mean by almost is there's a lot of good stuff here and it's worth watching, but it also gives hints of how good it really could have been, so while you are watching it the movie manages to be entertaining and disappointing at the same time.<br />
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The problem is the way pieces connect and grow. For instance, I'm not real sure why Statham moves from the city to his wife's hometown. His wife is dead, she doesn't seem to have any relatives there -- so why move there? It's almost random. Then once there, the build to his confrontation with Franco is all odd. It starts with a confrontation between his daughter and a boy at school that somehow keeps building until it gets to Franco who happens to be a meth dealer. Of course, his being a meth dealer doesn't really add to the direct conflict (even after Statham finds out he is a meth dealer he isn't trying to get him busted really). Then Franco pulls in the drug dealers from the beginning of the film, but the father is in jail so it really is just random people that come down to kill Statham and his daughter. There also is a side note between Statham and a school staffer his daughter likes, but that doesn't really add anything or go anything. Eventually the conflict between the daughter and boy (and Statham and that family) seems to fall away for these random people from the drug lord. <br />
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The story just lacks the clear focus that a good action movie needs, making it feel muddled and emotionally flat. That said, there is a lot here that works. Statham and Franco played their parts very well. Statham is the stoic tough guy (as always), but seen as a father helps give him more than more of his action movies. Franco as the meth dealer plays against the tough guy, he is more of a thinker, a plotter and schemer, and it makes the movie much more interesting. <br />
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This is a good movie with some nice acting and pieces, but suffers from a muddled core and lack of compelling direct conflict between the two main characters. An action movie with some heart (for Statham) and a smart villain (Franco) could have been intriguing. This was entertaining, but didn't quite get to intriguing.<br />
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<b>*** RENTAL ***</b></div>
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Watch also: DIE HARD (a classic), MOMENTO (Christopher Nolan's breakthru), BANK JOB (a very good Statham movie).Paul A Newmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08625744471271546889noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196761178268232855.post-13364725358060001372014-02-03T20:19:00.000-08:002014-02-03T20:20:51.273-08:00<div style="text-align: center;">
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Counselor" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>THE COUNSELOR (2013)</b></span></a></div>
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This is a thriller (supposedly) directed by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ridley_Scott" title="Ridley Scott">Ridley Scott</a>, from an original screenplay by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cormac_McCarthy" title="Cormac McCarthy">Cormac McCarthy</a> (All the Pretty Horses, ). It has an all-star cast with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Fassbender" title="Michael Fassbender">Michael Fassbender</a> (lead), <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameron_Diaz" title="Cameron Diaz">Cameron Diaz, </a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Javier_Bardem" title="Javier Bardem">Javier Bardem, </a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pen%C3%A9lope_Cruz" title="Penélope Cruz">Penélope Cruz</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Pitt" title="Brad Pitt">Brad Pitt.</a><br />
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<b>The story</b>: A lawyer known only as "The Counselor" (Fessbender)gets involved in a drug deal with aruthless Mexican cartel, but when it goes bad the cartel come after him and everyone he loves.<br />
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<b>Was it good?</b><br />
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No. Why? Because it was SOOOO BOOORING. The entire first half of the movie is setting up The Counselor getting involved with the drug deal and it going wrong. For the most part, it's just people sitting around talking in a strange, clipped way that I think is supposed to make them sound deep. Maybe there's supposed to be a feeling of suspense, but it isn't there. Also not there is motive. No one seems to have a need for the money. It's like all this is just a thing to do. Also lacking is any real sense to the way The Counselor gets blamed for the deal going wrong. It's just a strange coincidence. Now coincidences happen and it can be okay for movies to turn on them, but you usually want them in the first quarter of the movie, not the second half. From there, there's a feeling of inevitability as the cartel and other close in on The Counselor. Now in all fairness, McCarthy's novels are incredibly praised in large part for the sort of "deep" sparceness he used in this film. It just didn't work for me at all here. It lacked tension, it lacked depth, it lacked emotion. And the thing with Cameron Diaz uses the car windshield to masturbate herself was just dumb.<br />
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<b>*** AVOID ***</b></div>
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See instead: GONE BABY GONE (Ben Affleck's directoral debut), EL MARIACHI (Robert Rodruigez's first feature length film), or RUN LOLA RUN.Paul A Newmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08625744471271546889noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196761178268232855.post-78899462406000317652014-01-24T02:51:00.000-08:002014-01-24T02:51:52.593-08:00ZOMBIE NIGHT (2013) ** AVOID ***ZOMBIE NIGHT (2013)<br />
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Another zombie movie. This one directed by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Gulager" title="John Gulager">John Gulager</a> (Feast 1-3, Piranha 2 - 3DD). Written by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0770942/?ref_=tt_ov_wr" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Richard Schenkman</span></a> (story),
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0019969/?ref_=tt_ov_wr" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Keith Allan</span></a> (screenplay). Stars: <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001309/?ref_=tt_ov_st" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Anthony Michael Hall</span></a><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name"> (Dead Zone)</span>,
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000435/?ref_=tt_ov_st" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Daryl Hannah</span></a> (Splash, Blade Runner),
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001688/?ref_=tt_ov_st" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Alan Ruck</span></a> (Ferris Bueller's Day Off), and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0429250/?ref_=tt_cl_t5" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Shirley Jones</span></a> (Patridge Family).<br />
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The story: The dead are rising! Two family try to hide out in their homes until morning, when the effect will wear off. However, things go bad and the families have to decide to help each other or turn on each other.<br />
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Was it good?<br />
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No. There's nothing wrong with the basic idea, and I'm a big fan of Hall and have wtached Gulager's work since FEAST. However, the story is just uninteresting. There's nothing new here. It basically is NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, but instead of strangers in one house, it is two families in separate houses. It's a shame, because zombies are such a good way to explore humanity. They easily could have made it a look at modern suburbs -- are neighbor's really friends? Are they stranger? And there was a relationship between the teens that could have played a part, but really it could have been taken out.<br />
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Watch instead: Warm Body (for a more interesting take on zombies), and classics like Night of the Living Dead (original), Return of the Living DeadPaul A Newmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08625744471271546889noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196761178268232855.post-70310607418649389812014-01-23T04:05:00.000-08:002014-01-23T04:05:04.063-08:00COTTAGE COUNTRY (2013) *** AVOID ***<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottage_Country_%28film%29" target="_blank">COUNTRY COTTAGE (2013)</a><br />
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A horror comedy directed by
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Wellington_%28director%29" title="Peter Wellington (director)">Peter Wellington</a>. Written by Jeremy Boxen. Stars:
<a class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malin_Akerman" title="Malin Akerman">Malin Akerman</a> (Watchmen), <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyler_Labine" title="Tyler Labine">Tyler Labine</a> (Tucker and Dale vs Evil), <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Petronijevic" title="Dan Petronijevic">Dan Petronijevic</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_Punch" title="Lucy Punch">Lucy Punch.</a><br />
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<b>What's the story? </b>A couple go up to a family cabin where the man plans on proposing (Akerman and Labine). However once they are there, his brother shows up with his slutty girlfriend and begin annoying them until, by accident, the brother kills his brother. Then they have to cover it up by killing his girlfriend. Except the dead brother had already invited a bunch of friends over, and then the police show up...and the guy and his grilfriend have to try harder and harder to cover up the killing.<br />
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<b>Was it good?</b><br />
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No. It wasn't horrible. But almost all of this was stuff that has been done before, again and again. There's nothing really new here. Labine's other horror/comedy TUCKER AND DALE VS EVIL was a wonderful refreshing and wacky mix of horror and comedy. This is been there-done that. You could do worse, but unless you are a die hard Labine or Akerman fan, you could do a lot better.<br />
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See instead: TUCKER AND DALE VS EVIL, EVIL DEAD 2, HOUSE, RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD.Paul A Newmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08625744471271546889noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196761178268232855.post-50352129377582755282014-01-23T03:51:00.000-08:002014-01-23T03:51:05.033-08:00OUT OF THE FURNACE (2013) *** AVOID ***<div style="text-align: center;">
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_the_Furnace" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>OUT OF THE FURNACE (2013)</b></span></a></div>
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A movie about brothers and revenge. Directed by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Cooper_%28director%29" title="Scott Cooper (director)">Scott Cooper</a> (director of Crazy Heart, which won Jeff Bridges an Oscar) from a script he co-wrote. Stars: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Bale" title="Christian Bale">Christian Bale</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woody_Harrelson" title="Woody Harrelson">Woody Harrelson</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casey_Affleck" title="Casey Affleck">Casey Affleck</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forest_Whitaker" title="Forest Whitaker">Forest Whitaker</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willem_Dafoe" title="Willem Dafoe">Willem Dafoe</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoe_Saldana" title="Zoe Saldana">Zoe Saldana</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Shepard" title="Sam Shepard">Sam Shepard.</a><br />
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<b>The story</b>: After getting out of jail, one brother (Bale) tries to look after his younger brother (Affleck) who is in debt and getting involved in an underground fighting ring run by violent drug dealers. When the younger brother goes missing, the older brother goes to find out what happened...<br />
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<b>Was it good?</b><br />
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No. There's nothing wrong with the concept -- in fact, it sounded pretty cool to me when I first saw the previews for it. However, this is not an intense thriller. This is a slow, plodding, disconnected character piece with the trappings of a thriller. There's never any mystery and there are no interesting twists and turns. There really aren't any thrills -- what little conflict there is always has a feeling of a result that is inevitable. Now that alone doesn't mean it is bad. A slow character piece can still be fascinating, but there just isn't anything fascinating here. There's no depth, no conflict. It's a movie that seems to want to say something but ultimately seems to have nothing to say.<br />
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Now all this isn't to say the movie is all bad. The performances by Bale and Harrelson are solid. They just don't have much to do. Bale plays the tough but caring big brother. Harrelson plays the dangerous psycho. That's it. No exploration of character. There's also a bunch of other elements that never really pay off -- Bale going to jail, Bale losing the woman he loves, Bale losing his father. Maybe all that was supposed to push him to a point of desperation with his brother, but it seems like losing your brother is already enough to make you do anything to find him, so none of that really felt like it added anything.<br />
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In the end, while some of the performances were solid, there just wasn't enough here to overcome a sloppy, plodding screenplay and a lack of character depth or theme.<br />
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<b>*** AVOID ***</b></div>
Paul A Newmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08625744471271546889noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196761178268232855.post-26812600883773592942014-01-18T03:46:00.002-08:002014-01-18T03:46:39.293-08:00RAZE (2014) ** RENTAL ***<div style="text-align: center;">
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Hot chicks beating each other to death in an underground fight club. Dicrected by Josh C. Waller. Written by . Stars <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zo%C3%AB_Bell" title="Zoë Bell">Zoë Bell</a> with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Nichols_%28actress%29" title="Rachel Nichols (actress)">Rachel Nichols</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tracie_Thoms" title="Tracie Thoms">Tracie Thoms</a> and a cameo by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosario_Dawson" title="Rosario Dawson">Rosario Dawson</a>. <br />
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The story: a woman is abducted and awakens in an underground bunker where fifty abducted women have to fight MMA style to the death or their loved ones will be killed. Only one will survive and she will be given her freedom.<br />
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Was it good?<br />
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Kind of. It was entertaining. There really isn't any story -- just hot women pounding the hell out of each other -- but it seems to understand that and doesn't try to do too much. It doesn't have the gonzo fun of the typical women's prison movie, with tawdry sex going on as well, and there isn't really any social statement here. There's also no humor. But as a rental, where you can talk and play cards, this has some good fight sequences for background entertainment. Still...it would have been nice if they had done a bit more, especially considering they had Zoe Bell and Rachel Nichols. Not film worth price of admission, but for a couple buck rental, it's more solid than a lot of low budget films.<br />
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Paul A Newmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08625744471271546889noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196761178268232855.post-18680303930037354232013-12-25T00:49:00.000-08:002013-12-25T00:51:15.324-08:00THE FOLLOWING (season 1) *** AVOID ***<div style="text-align: center;">
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Following" target="_blank"><b><span style="font-size: large;">THE FOLLOWING (season 1)</span></b></a></div>
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A tv show starring <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Bacon" title="Kevin Bacon">Kevin Bacon</a> as an FBI agent. Created by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Williamson_%28screenwriter%29" title="Kevin Williamson (screenwriter)">Kevin Williamson</a> (Scream, Dawson's Creek, Gossip Girl exec producer).<br />
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<b>The story</b>: a serial killer who, while in jail, gains a cult following of people willing to become serial killers and follow his every command. They break him out of jail and set out to capture his ex-wife and son, whom he loves. It is up to the ex-FBI agent (Kevin bacon) to come back and catch him.<br />
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<b>Was it good?</b><br />
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No. Don't get me wrong, there is a lot to like about the show. Kevin Bacon is always interesting and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Purefoy" title="James Purefoy">James Purefoy</a>, who plays escaped serial killer, is great. The idea of a cult of killers is interesting as well. The problem is that every acts incredibly stupid. The serial killer wants his ex-wife back, but his plan is basically just send people with guns to any place he might think. The FBI agents are also stupid. Seriously, they let the cult agents get the drop on them every episode. It's amazing how often it happens. These agents look less competent than Paul Blart, Mall Cop.<br />
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Unfortunately, while there is a lot of interesting elements in the set up, nothing is really explored. A cult of serial killers? Cool. But does it explore that? Not really. It's just a cult. Go with it. You get more insight into character in an episode of CRIMINAL MINDS. And for all the backstory about the characters (the FBI agent fell in love with the killer's ex-wife) there really isn't anything going on interesting there either. The way it is set up it is supposed to be a chess match, but there's nothing that either side is playing for. The killer wants his ex-wife back. Why? And how does he think he will get it? Again, there's an idea but it's just an empty one, a placeholder so you will watch people run around with guns. What does Kevin Bacon want? There's also no clear end game. Chess works because we know what the endgame is -- checkmate. You can guess from the FBI side it is capturing the bad guy, and yet there's almost nothing about locating him or capturing his people. And of course, there's the ex-wife who is at the center of it all and is as well developed of a character as a table lamp.<br />
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Maybe the show was exciting in its original run, with episodes spread out a week apart. But marathoning this show just makes all the empty, stupidity of it way too obvious.<br />
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*** AVOID ***<br />
<br />Paul A Newmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08625744471271546889noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196761178268232855.post-29854796312357579262013-12-21T22:08:00.002-08:002013-12-21T22:08:45.298-08:00KILLER HOLIDAY (2013) *** AVOID ***<div style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1982735/" target="_blank">KILLER HOLIDAY (2013)</a> *** AVOID ***</span></b></div>
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A horror movie by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1711842/?ref_=tt_ov_dr" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Marty Thomas.</span></a><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name"> Stars </span><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0178757/?ref_=tt_cl_t1" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Michael Copon</span></a>, </span><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3896697/?ref_=tt_cl_t2" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Rachel Lara</span></a>, </span><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4536602/?ref_=tt_cl_t3" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Julia Beth Stern</span></a>, </span><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1705395/?ref_=tt_cl_t4" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Alex Mandel</span></a>, </span><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4191099/?ref_=tt_cl_t5" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Rachel Wixom</span></a>.</span><br />
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<span class="itemprop" itemprop="name"><b>The story:</b> a group of friends go on a road trip and visit a closed amusement park where they are stalked by a sadistic killer.</span><br />
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<b><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Was it good?</span></b><br />
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<span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">No. No, no, no, no, no. It's horror that has absolutely nothing scary about it. And that could work if it were entertaining in some other way -- if there was an interesting dramatic thru-line or if it was funny...but there's nothing here. the killer is just this guy who acts like he is auditioning for Beetlejuice (without realizing this isn't a comedy). Slasher films can work easily in one of two ways: (1) give us characters we like and build the horror as they are killed off or (2) give us characters we don't like and build the enjoyment from watching them die. Of course that helps if you have a villain who is scary or imposing in some way. This is just this guy. Seriously, I don't even I would be scared of him and I'm a wuss. What would be nice is if directors thought for a few minutes about what is actually scary when constructing their scripts instead of thinking they can just copy the copy of a copy of a movie that made an impact 30 years ago and think it will have any impact.</span><br />
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<span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">This isn't a movie to avoid simply because it is bad. Bad movies can be fun when the filmmakers are trying to explore something they think are interesting. It's a movie to avoid because it's just a crappy, lazy copy. Why bother?</span><br />
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Paul A Newmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08625744471271546889noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196761178268232855.post-45598161600134205712013-12-21T00:10:00.000-08:002013-12-21T00:10:41.457-08:00BOUNTY KILLER (2013) ** RENTAL ***<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bounty_Killer_%28film%29" target="_blank">BOUNTY KILLER (2013)</a></b></span></div>
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A post-apocalyptic action comedy with sexy bounty hunters. Directed by Henry Saine. Stars <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Marsden" title="Matthew Marsden">Matthew Marsden</a> and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1732579/?ref_=tt_cl_t3" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Christian Pitre</span></a> with appearances by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristanna_Loken" title="Kristanna Loken">Kristanna Loken</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beverly_D%27Angelo" title="Beverly D'Angelo">Beverly D'Angelo</a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1073992/?ref_=tt_cl_t8" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Eve</span></a>,
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0891786/?ref_=tt_cl_t10" itemprop="url"> <span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Alexa Vega</span>
</a>and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Busey" title="Gary Busey">Gary Busey.</a><br />
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<b>The story: </b>After corporate greed has left the world a giant wasteland, white collar crimes get a death penalty. Bounty Killers are the people who go after them and are celebrities with fans. The story follows Drifter (Matthew Marsden) and Mary Death (Christian Pitre) as a bounty is placed on Drifter and they team up (after she goes after him for the bounty) have to evade killers and gypsies to track down the council to find out what is going on.<br />
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<b>Was it good?</b><br />
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It was entertaining for a bit. The strange mix of desolation and celebrity was interesting, and this is certainly a movie that tries to do a lot more than most low budget films. The co-star Christian Pitre is beautiful and energetic. This is a movie that just wants to be a B-movie, almost more homage than <br />real film. Where as other movies like DEATH RACE 2000 and MAD MAX used the concept to delve into something more, this is just all superficial fun. Unfortunately, like most movies that are 70% recycling, the humor isn't funny, the characters are cardboard, the plot doesn't make sense and ultimately the movie feels like a pretty empty thing.<br />
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Still, Considering the title and cover, you get the feeling the renters will know what they are getting, and while it doesn't have enough to it to make it a cult classic, it has enough for people who like action, sexy women, and ridiculous sci-fi a watch.<br />
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***RENTAL ***Paul A Newmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08625744471271546889noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196761178268232855.post-1637015501642472202013-12-20T23:16:00.001-08:002013-12-20T23:16:51.674-08:00HATCHET 3 (2013) *** RENTAL ***<div style="text-align: center;">
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatchet_III" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: large;">HATCHET 3 *** RENTAL ***</span></a></div>
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This is the third (and last?) in the series for HATCHET, the horror series by Adam Green. Green doesn't direct this one, but he wrote and produces it. Directed by BJ McDonnell. Starring
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danielle_Harris" title="Danielle Harris">Danielle Harris, </a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kane_Hodder" title="Kane Hodder">Kane Hodder, </a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zach_Galligan" title="Zach Galligan">Zach Galligan, </a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caroline_Williams" title="Caroline Williams">Caroline Williams, </a>Robert Diago DoQui, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derek_Mears" title="Derek Mears">Derek Mears</a>.<br />
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<b>The story</b>: Picking up where HATCHET 2 left off, Marybeth Dunston(<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danielle_Harris" title="Danielle Harris">Danielle Harris</a>) kills Victor Crowley (Kane Holder), then goes to a police station where she is immediately made the prime suspect in the murder of all the people from HATCHET 2. First the police, then FBI go to Honey Island Swamp to investigate. Meanwhile, Amanda Fowler (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caroline_Williams" title="Caroline Williams">Caroline Williams</a>), who wants to write a book about Crowley, tries to interview Marybeth, telling her that Crowley can't be killed because he is already dead. Now the police are attacked by a rejuvenated Crowley and Marybeth with Amanda will try to find a way to stop Crowley once and for all.<br />
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<b>Was it good? </b><br />
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It was, especially the first half. Starting with a bang, we get right into the action. Then having Dunston locked up while the police investigate was a nice twist to the standard horror plot and keeps everything interesting. The writing and acting aren't anything special here, but Danielle Harris does a nice job and it's good to see Zach Galligan (who starred in one of my favorite movies of all time -- GREMLINS!) here as well. The story really bogs down when the rejuvenated Crowley begins attacking the police, where everything starts to feel very by the numbers. By the end I didn't really care which side won. Crowley kills people. They kill him, but he isn't really dead and he kills a bunch more and they kill him again, but he isn't really dead, etc, etc. Just crazy repetitious. Some of the beats were entertaining, but you never like or hate the characters enough to root for or against them. <br />
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Still for all the predictable parts and not-funny dialog, there is still enough here that I liked to recommend it to horror fans. This isn't horror that will thrill, but for a slightly twisted group looking for a group looking for a fun Friday night splatter-fest, this will fit the bill.<br />
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<b>*** RENTAL ***</b> </div>
Paul A Newmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08625744471271546889noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196761178268232855.post-68842839747424297892013-11-14T00:37:00.000-08:002013-11-14T00:37:04.352-08:00MISCHIEF NIGHT (2013) *** AVOID ***<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2872810/?ref_=rvi_tt" target="_blank">MISCHIEF NIGHT (2013)</a></span></div>
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A horror movie that takes place on Mischief Night, which might be the night before Halloween but I'm not sure and the movie doesn't care. They just like to say Mischief Night and talk about people pulling pranks, except this is a horror movie not a prank. Although the movie would have been better as a prank. The actors seem good and give a good effort, but they have nothing to work with in this derivative mess that tries to combine THE STRANGERS with hints of SCREAM without really getting why those movies worked. Written/directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0770942/?ref_=tt_ov_dr" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Richard Schenkman</span></a> from a story by
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2156502/?ref_=tt_ov_wr" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Jesse Baget</span></a>. Stars: <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2366492/?ref_=tt_cl_t2" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Noell Coet</span></a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4487023/?ref_=tt_cl_t1" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Ian Bamberg</span></a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1424572/?ref_=tt_cl_t3" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Adam C. Edwards</span></a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0258632/?ref_=tt_cl_t4" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Stephanie Erb</span></a>.<div style="text-align: left;">
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<b>The story:</b> Emily (Noell Coet) is a blind asthmatic girl who lost her sight after her mother died in a traffic accident. Her father is finally going to start dating again, leaving his blind daughter alone on Mischief Night, a night when teens run around playing pranks on people. Except Emily is visited by a mysterious man in a mask who isn't playing a prank but toying with her while killing everyone who tries to help her.</div>
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<br />Was it good?</div>
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In parts. The leads actress is charismatic and the movie uses suspense more than gore so there are parts of the movie when we realize the mysterious man is in the house and stalking her that have a definite creepy feel. Unfortunately, it's about 5 minutes out of a 90 minute movie. The rest is hack work and even worse doesn't make any sense. For instance, her boyfriend comes over and she is panicking so he is going to hep get her to safety, but then they go into a room with her mother's stuff and suddenly they are perfectly okay just standing and talking for a while. Yeah, there's a killer running around, her aunt might be dead, but this is a good time to go through a yearbook.</div>
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The movie might have been more interesting if it played against conventions. The girl is blind so there's one scene where she walks past a dead body. Wouldn't she be able to smell the body? Or at least wouldn't it be more interesting? What if the attacker was used to hiding in the darkness, but because she is blind she actually can tell he is there even better? Wouldn't that be more interesting?</div>
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Even worse, as much as it rips off THE STRANGERS and SCREAM, it doesn't understand what made those movies work. SCREAM takes the idea of a girl unsure if she is ready for sex (trust her boyfriend) and externalizes it in horror movie fashion into her not trusting if he is a killer. THE STRANGERS takes a couple who love each other but are about to break up, then they are attacked and realize they love each other and want to be together. See -- each of those stories took strong emotional stories and used horror to externalize them. That's why you can build thrills and scares, because the audience has keyed into the characters from the real emotional stories. Here there is nothing. She has a boyfriend, and at a point it seemed like they were playing with is he cheating/is he the killer but that gets dropped and becomes nothing. There's the stuff with her sight/blindness but that doesn't have any connection to the killers or Mischief Night.</div>
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Derivative. Boring. Not scary. It's not the worse movie out there, but it's not good enough to bother watching.</div>
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<b>*** AVOID **** </b></div>
Paul A Newmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08625744471271546889noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196761178268232855.post-24858910813166980232013-10-10T04:20:00.000-07:002013-10-10T04:27:03.772-07:00FRIGHT NIGHT 2 (2013) *** AVOID ***<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fright_Night_2:_New_Blood" target="_blank">FRIGHT NIGHT 2 (2013)</a> ** AVOID ***<br />
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A sort of sequel, sort of remake of the 2011 film that was a remake of the classic 1985 horror comedy. Directed by <a class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eduardo_Rodriguez" title="Eduardo Rodriguez">Eduardo Rodriguez</a>. Stars: <a class="new" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Liam_Payne_%28actor%29&action=edit&redlink=1" title="Liam Payne (actor) (page does not exist)">Will Payne</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaime_Murray" title="Jaime Murray">Jaime Murray</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Power_%28actor%29" title="Sean Power (actor)">, Sean Power, </a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacha_Parkinson" title="Sacha Parkinson">Sacha Parkinson</a>, and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Chris_Waller_(actor)&action=edit&redlink=1" target="_blank">Chris Waller</a>.<br />
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<b>The story</b>: a college student with his class in Romania realizes his female professor is really a vampire, so he, his best friend, and the girl he likes but who doesn't like him because he cheated on her find a guy who plays a vampire hunter on tv thinking he will be able to help them and of course it goes badly. The friend is killed, the girl kidnapped and turned and the boy must stop an ancient ritual that will let the vampire continue to walk in sunlight.<br />
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<b>Was it good</b>?<br />
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No. I mean, really no. While is a pitched as a sequel it really has nothing in common with its predecessor (the remake of the original). All they basically did was do the first movie over while changing the vampire to a female and adding lots of nudity. Now the nudity I'm fine with, but the change of the vampire messes things up. You see, part of what made the first (1985) movie work so well was that it was a simple play on a common story -- the boy in love with a girl who loses the girl to another guy, only in that case the other guy is really a vampire. Changing it to a female vampire really ruins that and it just becomes a story about kids running around and a vampire that can kill people at will and not have the police investigate or anything. It's disappointing (though not surprising). Still, I would love to find a good, fun vampire movie. It's a shame there are so many made and yet so few that are good.<br />
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<b>*** AVOID ***</b></div>
<br />Paul A Newmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08625744471271546889noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196761178268232855.post-68800527485692276502013-10-10T03:50:00.000-07:002013-10-10T03:50:31.940-07:00Much ado About Nothing (2012) *** AVOID ***<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Much_Ado_About_Nothing_%282012_film%29" target="_blank">MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING (2012)</a> *** AVOID ***</b></span></div>
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The modern retelling of the Shakespearean play. This is the second of the no budget projects Joss WHedon has been doing (second after Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog, which is fantastic!) where he called up a bunch of actor friends (many of whom have worked with him before in Firefly, Angel or the Avengers) and filmed it in his house for a couple weeks. Sounds pretty cool, don't it? (It's good to be Joss!). Directed by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joss_Whedon" title="Joss Whedon">Joss Whedon</a>. Stars: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Acker" title="Amy Acker">Amy Acker</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexis_Denisof" title="Alexis Denisof">Alexis Denisof</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Fillion" title="Nathan Fillion">Nathan Fillion</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clark_Gregg" title="Clark Gregg">Clark Gregg</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reed_Diamond" title="Reed Diamond">Reed Diamond</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran_Kranz" title="Fran Kranz">Fran Kranz</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Maher" title="Sean Maher">Sean Maher</a>, and Jillian Morgese.<br />
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<b>The story</b>: Benedick had a one night stand with Beatrice, which went badly and now they hate each other. So, while another marriage is being arranged, everyone connives to get the two of them together. Also while that is happening there is a scheme to break up that marriage by making the groom think the girl has been unfaithful.<br />
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<b>Was it good?</b><br />
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No. In many ways this play is the a great early example of almost all of our romantic comedy cliches. It has the couple that hates then falls in love, the misunderstanding that gets blown out of proportion, the evil scheme to break people up, the scheme to get people together. Really just all the cliches we are tired of. Which is the problem. Even if this is the first story to use those tropes (or some of them), is it still comes off as being all those same ridiculous cliches. At least TAMING OF THE SHREW dives into the gender wars a bit. This just flits along consumed with its own silliness. It would have been interested if Whedon had done a real reinvention, taking some of these cliches and turned them on their heads. But no. Nothing like that.<br />
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Beyond the faults of the source material, there isn't much great here. Amy Acker (Angel, Person of Interest) and Alexis Denisof (Angel, Buffy) are very good supporting tv actor, but they just don't commend your attention as romantic leads in a movie. The only actor who really seems to pull off his role is Nathan Fillion, who as a blustering detective steals his scenes and makes his scenes funnier than the scenes should be. Most of the other actors do well, but rarely elevate the material.<br />
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Oddly enough, this group is much more entertaining when you see them live. I saw them doing a panel at a comic convention and they -- the whole group, every one of them (except Fillion, he wasn't there) were funny and charming and wonderful. Maybe it was the Shakespearean mumble rocks they had to speak around or the contrived plot, but the movie just doesn't live up to what the director and cast showed they could do. So if you are a fan, try youtubing the panels they did -- they're better than the movie.<br />
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<b>***AVOID***</b></div>
Paul A Newmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08625744471271546889noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196761178268232855.post-13653957667882466852013-10-10T03:25:00.000-07:002013-10-10T03:25:47.888-07:00PACIFIC RIM (2013) *** RENTAL ***<div style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Rim_%28film%29" target="_blank">PACIFIC RIM (2013) </a>*** RENTAL ***</span></b></div>
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The big sci-fi/fantasy action film by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillermo_del_Toro" title="Guillermo del Toro">Guillermo del Toro</a> (Hellboy). Features giant robots fighting monsters. Stars <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Hunnam" title="Charlie Hunnam">Charlie Hunnam</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idris_Elba" title="Idris Elba">Idris Elba</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rinko_Kikuchi" title="Rinko Kikuchi">Rinko Kikuchi</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Day" title="Charlie Day">Charlie Day</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Kazinsky" title="Robert Kazinsky">Robert Kazinsky</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Martini" title="Max Martini">Max Martini</a>, and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Perlman" title="Ron Perlman">Ron Perlman.</a><br />
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<b>The story</b>: a rift to another dimension opens up in the ocean floor and giant monsters start coming out and attacking cities. To fight them, the world build giant robots. But as the attacks escalate, they have to carry out a dangerous mission to try to stop them once and for all.<br />
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Was it good?<br />
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Um...kind of? I mean look, there's something about watching giant robots fight giant monsters that's just plain cool. As dopey as it sounds, don't you want to see it? Some guy in a giant robot suit going toe to toe with a godzilla-like monster all in glorious full screen cgi? And really that's why I'm giving this a RENTAL because there is just some stuff that is cool to see and this has lots of cool. However -- and let me repeat that -- HOWEVER I also have to add that this movie is filled with some of the dumbest of everything you could ever imagine. First, they say we built giant robots to fight the monsters like that is a normal thing. Who the frack would think of building giant robots?!?!? And that really is the biggest problem. This is a movie about giant robots fighting giant monsters and everything else is just an excuse to let this happen. Really you could replace almost every line of <br />dialog with Charlie Brown's teacher going "wawawawawa" and the movie would be the same. There's no thought to the creatures -- they just destroy. There's no logic behind the dimensional portal (or explanation) -- it's just there. And why can't they close it? Because they can't, until they can. It's like a little kid telling a story where they just kind of make up one thing and then hop to another. Even the computer interface doesn't make sense (you need two people to pilot a robot...except not always...and is it important? no, not really). There is not one piece of genuine science fiction (i.e. thinking), not one piece of clever, not one piece of smart in the entire movie.<br />
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But it has del Toro directing giant robots fighting giant monsters. And that's why I'm giving it a rental, because that is enough to keep you watching once. Once.<br />
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<b>**** RENTAL ****</b></div>
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A twisted revisionist update to the classic fairy tale. Stars <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0719637/?ref_=tt_cl_t1" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Jeremy Renner</span></a> (The Avengers, Bourne Ultimatum), <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2605345/?ref_=tt_cl_t2" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Gemma Arterton</span></a>, and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000463/?ref_=tt_cl_t3" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Famke Janssen</span></a>. Written and directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2482088/?ref_=tt_ov_wr" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Tommy Wirkola</span></a>.<br />
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<b>The story</b>: Hansel and Gretel, after escaping from a witch when they were children, have grown up to become kick a** witch hunteres! They come to a town where children have gone missing and learn a powerful witch is taking them for a ritual that will make her immune to fire. Hansel and Gretel try to save the children and defeat the witch, while learning things about their past.<br />
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Yes! Which surprised me. It is such a silly, goofy idea, but here's the thing -- the filmmaker seemed to understand that and embraced it. Instead of doing something grounded and dark, he made something vibrant and fun. Hansel and Gretel aren't just witch hunters, they are witch hunters with a bunch of cool a** steam-punk inspired weapons. The plot, while not inspired, does a good enough job to keep things interesting. This isn't a deep, brain teaser of a movie -- it's popcorn for action/horror buffs. My biggest complaint is that the movies seems divided whether it wants to be rated R or PG-13 (it's rated R). Some times it would embrace the R-rated sexy/violence and other times it seemed to pull back from it. Hopefully in the sequel (it was a big hit so I assume there will be one) they will embrace the R-nature and really give us a sexy, crazy action movie for adults who like to be giddy kids!<br />
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<b>*** RECOMMEND ****</b></div>
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A low budget horror movies that has a bevy of good looking girls (including <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3163491/?ref_=tt_cl_t1" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Marissa Skell</span></a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2466273/?ref_=tt_cl_t2" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Eve Mauro</span></a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4136756/?ref_=tt_cl_t6" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Casey Fitzgerald</span></a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1067507/?ref_=tt_cl_t7" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Rebecca Grant</span></a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3573991/?ref_=tt_cl_t8" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Adrian Kirk</span></a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2773909/?ref_=tt_cl_t9" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Alison Mei Lan</span></a> and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1545721/?ref_=tt_cl_t4" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Yvette Yates</span></a>) <b> </b>and Kevin Sorbo (Hercules) and Ron Jeremy (porn star). Why it has them I don't know, but it does. Written by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1698040/?ref_=tt_ov_wr" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Chris W. Freeman</span></a>. Directed by Chris Freeman and Justin Jones.<br />
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<b>The Story</b>: a bunch of girls go to an isolated house to compete for their national sorority until a killer begins killing them off.<br />
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<b>Was it good</b>?<br />
No. In fact, it wasn't even as good as my description. If they had just made the movie from that description they could have made a fun, sexy, horror movie. Instead what they made was just horrible. It begins with a girl getting killed (as many horror movies do), which is fine except it's the whole killer-taunting-on-the-phone in a way that is so stupid and painful it is an embarrassment even without being a rip off of SCREAM. Then there is a bunch of stuff with Kevin Sorbo. Why? Who knows. It's not like anyone renting a sorority horror movie really is doing it to watch Kevin Sorbo. Maybe they did it for foreign sales? Or maybe they are just idiots. Anyway...after that it means they have used up the first 30 minutes before they even get to the main girls who will be gathering at the house. And as hard to believe the movie just gets worse. There's nothing scary. There's nothing funny. There's nothing to the whole sorority girl competition. And they don't even do a good job of showing off the girls! Serious, how can you screw up that!!!<br />
I could go on about the painful stupidity of the movie but I won't. Instead, let's talk about b-horror movies and what can make them great. Simply, horror movies (especially those silly b-horror movies) are the most pure rebellion against society you can have. Forget reading Catcher in the Rye, horror movies are the real deal. Horror movies (b-movies) work when they are filled with and embrace all the things parents try to keep away from the children -- sex, drinking, parties, bad decisions, and of course getting killed. It's why viewers have a sense of glee as the characters get killed. The ultimate rebellion, cheering for kids to die! Horror movies are the perfect balance: rebellion and partying, but then getting caught in your own bad decisions, leading to the ultimate punishment which ironically is the things parents fear even more than the drugs and sex. It's why you can make an incredibly cheap movie with crappy scripts and bad actors and poor lighting and worse special effects and have it still be incredibly watchable. <br />
Unfortunately for everyone involved this movie is just beyond lame, beyond stupid, beyond dull.<br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">**** AVOID ***</span></b></div>
Paul A Newmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08625744471271546889noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196761178268232855.post-70098563975716575742013-08-25T12:17:00.005-07:002013-08-25T12:17:47.793-07:00<div style="text-align: center;">
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A British horror movie. The directorial debut of Paul Hyett, who mainly had worked in the make-up/fx department. Stars
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosie_Day" title="Rosie Day">Rosie Day</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Howarth" title="Kevin Howarth">Kevin Howarth, </a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Pertwee" title="Sean Pertwee">and Sean Pertwee.</a><br />
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<b>The story: </b>Set in the Balkans, it follows a young girl whose mother has been killed by soldiers and if forced to work in a prostitution house for soldiers. The soldiers like to brutalize the girls, so her job is to keep them drugged up and to clean them up after the men beat them. However, after befriending one girl who is savagely attacked, she attacks her attacker, setting the soldiers after her.<br />
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<b>Was it good?</b><br />
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Half of it was good. First, let me say it is a powerful concept for a movie. This isn't your typical kids-in-the-woods stuff. Seeing this prostitution house (based on a true story) makes for a powerful (disturbing) experience. In addition to the drama of this girl working in the house is the story that the operator of the house is in love with her, setting up another powerful dynamic. And for the first half of the movie, it is a powerful movie experience. The acting is also excellent. The whole cast is good and Rosie Day especially was fantastic. The set design and the directing (for the most part) were very good too. Part of what makes the first half work so well is the mood and atmosphere they have build for the place and the way the director follows the main character as she goes about her duties tending to the girls and slipping in and out of the vents as her only way of having any sense of freedom and control. However, after she attacks the first soldier and the soldiers go after her, the movie quickly slips away. The story devolves into little more than chase after chase. Instead of going for emotional depth, the script goes for action. Even worse, by the end of act two they have her leave the house. What was a tense, contained thriller for the first 2/3rds, now becomes little more than a generic chase movie. What hurts the movie even more is that the chase elements as usually pretty stupid. For a thriller to work, you want the characters (hero and villains) to be smart, to think ahead and plan. Here the villains just chase her, pretty much one by one, and even when they grab her or could shoot her they don't (or they miss). <br />
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However, while the movie definitely doesn't live up to the potential of its concept or it's cast, there is still a lot here worth recommending. It's not a fun horror movie, and not an easy movie to watch, but for people looking for a powerful movie experience and able to deal with the violence/sexual brutality, the movie has more impact than 99% of what is out there. Hopefully the director will learn from this and next tiem get a better script.<br />
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<b>*** RECOMMEND ***</b>Paul A Newmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08625744471271546889noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196761178268232855.post-9028050119514107142013-08-23T20:18:00.004-07:002013-08-23T20:18:33.274-07:00EVIL DEAD (2013) ** RENTAL***<div style="text-align: center;">
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This is the remark/reboot of the classic 1980's horror series Evil Dead by Sam Raimi (Spider-Man 1 2 and 3, Darkman, Great and Powerful Oz). Produced by Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell (Burn Notice and star of the original Evil Dead movies). Directed by Fede Alvarez, after directing a short film that got Sam Raimi's attention. Starring: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Levy" title="Jane Levy">Jane Levy, </a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiloh_Fernandez" title="Shiloh Fernandez">Shiloh Fernandez, Lou Taylor Pucci, Jessica Lucas, and Elizabeth Blackmore.</a><br />
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<b>THE STORY</b>: A group of friends bring a girl (Jane Levy) to a remote cabin to detox her from drug addiction. She has recently OD'ed and they feel extreme measures are needed. However, they find bodies in the basement and one of them reads from a strange book and soon they are being possessed by a horrible demon who tries to kill them and collect their souls. <br />
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<b>WAS IS GOOD?</b><br />
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Sort of. If you are a fan of the original then, well, this doesn't measure up. At all. And I'll talk about why in a minute. If you haven't seen the original twenty times and used the phrase "Groovy" as your ringtone then there is a lot to like. The basic idea of a group of friends trying to detox a girl who becomes possessed is interesting, and there are some nice twists and turns. The action is pretty much non-stop. The problem is that you don't care. There are no relationships and there's no real build up to anything. It's the girl gets possessed and then messes up he friends, pretty much one-by-one, killing them off. the movies makes an interesting turn when the girl is cured by her brother and now she becomes the target of the demons, but while it has a cool "what will happen now" effect, there's no real emotion or sense to it. And it builds to a big dramatic ending that is simply solved with a chainsaw. <br />
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Now compare that to the original, which slowly builds for the first ten minutes, allowing you to meet the characters and see them interact. Next the demons are invoked. Now one girl becomes possessed, but instead of just inflicting violence, the demon wants to possess the people and terrorize them, turning their friends against them and taunting them. In this movie there is some of that, but it just never lands. The demon isn't trying to terrorize, but simply to kill and it isn't nearly as interesting. Seeing people get picked off one-by-one (let me go visit the demon girl and hey, look, I got attacked) isn't as interesting as a group in a room together trying to protect each other. There is also the odd switch of the girl at first being the antagonist (once she is possessed) and then becoming the hero at the end. It was an interesting choice, but I can't say I was really hoping for her to win. It goes back to the original concept of a group of friends trying to get a girl to detox. It is he friends that are the protagonists and they are the ones we bond with. Switching to the girl as the protagonist at the end breaks the concept. If the idea had been a girl trying to detox is attacked by demons and has to save herself, then it would have been fine, but in general when you switch concepts in the 3rd act, you are going to lose a lot of mojo. And this movie felt over with 15 minutes to go.<br />
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Another thing to mention is that there is a lot of gore in this movie.
The idea of people cutting off their own limbs is a recurring thing.
(And you thought that was the sort of thing you only needed to see
once? Ha!) It got to the point where it felt like most of the
brainstorming was about what gruesome effects they could do, because
they go for the gross out a lot!<br />
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All in all, while this was an interesting movie, it didn't have that "Evil Dead" feel. Worth a rental though. Hopefully next time they will concentrate on story and character more and less on gore.<br />
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** RENTAL **</div>
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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trap_For_Cinderella" target="_blank"><b>TRAP FOR CINDERELLA</b></a> (2013) *** AVOID ***</div>
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A British drama/thriller with more drama than thrills. Stars
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuppence_Middleton" title="Tuppence Middleton">Tuppence Middleton</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexandra_Roach" title="Alexandra Roach">Alexandra Roach</a>,<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerry_Fox" title="Kerry Fox"> Kerry Fox</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aneurin_Barnard" title="Aneurin Barnard">, Aneurin Barnard</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frances_de_la_Tour" title="Frances de la Tour">, Frances de la Tour</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emilia_Fox" title="Emilia Fox">, Emilia Fox</a>. Directed by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iain_Softley" title="Iain Softley">Iain Softley</a>, who also wrote the scrrenplay based on the book by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0418469/?ref_=tt_ov_wr" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Sébastien Japrisot,</span></a> <br />
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THE STORY: After an explosion at an expensive villa, a woman with svere facial burns and amnesia undergoes reconstructive surgery to her face and finds diaries that help her recover her memory about the explosion and what happened that night.<br />
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Was it good?<br />
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No. It was pretty boring. While the description might make it sound like a thriller, it was so slow it felt more like a character piece. In many ways the story is similar to the Greta Scacchi/Tom Berenger <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shattered_%28film%29" target="_blank">SHATTERED</a><br />
with questions of identity and a murder, but the first half is so slow that it just doesn't have any thrill. And while the second half does pick up, the twists lack any emotional punch. In the end I didn't care what her real identity was or is she got away. Simply there are better thrillers and more interesting character pieces than this one. <br />
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<b>*** AVOID ***</b></div>
<br />Paul A Newmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08625744471271546889noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196761178268232855.post-85447391706331848172013-08-18T03:07:00.001-07:002013-08-18T03:22:30.062-07:00EVIDENCE (2013) ** AVOID ***<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1828970/"><b>EVIDENCE (2013)(a review)</b></a></span> </div>
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This is a found footage film. I'm a big fan of these when they are done right. CLOVERFIELD and BLAIR WITCH PROJECT were great. EVIDENCE is not. Written by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4291727/?ref_=tt_ov_wr" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">John Swetnam</span></a>. Directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1069989/?ref_=tt_ov_dr" itemprop="url"><span class="itemprop" itemprop="name">Olatunde Osunsanmi</span></a>. Stars Stephen Moyer (True Blood), Radha Mitchell (Red Widow), Dale Dickey, Torrey DeVitto, Nolan Gerard Funk, Aml Ameen, Harry Lennix, Caitlin Stasey, and Svetlana Metkina.
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<b>THE STORY</b>: Cops find a horrible wreakage filled with dead bodies and have to sift through the camcorders of the victims to find out who was behind it all.<br />
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No. The thing about found footage is that it is supposed to be more like reality tv where you feel like these characters are real people. So the best of them, even ones like CLOVERFIELD that have giant monsters, have a compelling story about the characters. CLOVERFIELD has a guy realizing that he loves a girl the day before he is going to leave for Japan. BLAIR WITCH has a group of kids getting lost and turning on each other. This movie didn't have anything. There's a few minutes of "get to know them" footage of the characters, but there isn't much to get to know. Then the horror starts and there's just a lot of screaming. Even the mystery isn't a big deal. The police have very little to do and since the event is over, there isn't anything really pushing them. Even worse, they don't seem to do much to try to solve it. In the first 70 minutes they come up with one idea. And the final reveal is pretty weak. It is a clever concept that could be interest, but they just don't do anything with it.<br />
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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limitless" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>LIMITLESS (2011) (a review)</b></span></a> *** AVOID *** </div>
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Thriller directed by Neil Burger (The Lucky Ones, The Illusionist), starring Bradley Cooper (The Hangover, Silver Linings Playbook, The A-Team) and Robert DeNiro (do i seriously need to write the credits of Robert DeNiro?). Written by Leslie Dixon, based on a book DARK FIELDS by Alan Glynn. <br />
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<b>The Story:</b> Edward Morra (Cooper) is a down-on-his-luck loser writer wanna-be whose ex-brother in law gives him a pill that instantly makes him a super genius. He proceeds to write a brilliant book and starts investing money, quadrupling his money every day. This gets the attention of a rich business guy (DeNiro) who brings him in on a big merger/acquisition. Meanwhile a loan shark keeps tracking Morra down to get more and more of the pills, using more and more violent means of persuasion.<br />
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<b>Was it good?</b><br />
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No. This is a movie about smart people written, apparently, by the dumbest people on earth. Let's just accept the fact that a pill can make you instantly smart. No problem -- every sci-fi story takes a little faith (which is ironic since it's science fiction, right?), and if that's the basis of the story then let's give it to them and just go with it. So what do these genius people do? Well, first he writes a book...except being a genius doesn't mean you are going to be able to write a great book. Plenty of brainiacs can't write at all. Then he begins to do day trading (stocks) even though he has no trading and somehow is able to put these little bits of information together to make these great trades allowing him to quadruple his money EVERY DAY. He also is instantly an expert martial artist because he has seen Bruce Lee movies (ignoring the fact that in those movies the people are just acting so it's not like he really is learning how to fight and of course the fact that just because know how to do a martial arts movie doesn't mean you are physically going to be able to do it as effectively as Bruce Lee)...but again let's just go with it because if those were the only problems with the movie, the movie would be silly but not actually really, really dumb.<br />
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By now Morra has started to work with a businessman (Deniro), helping him with a giant merger for which he promises Morra $40 million. Which is stupid. By now Morra has over $1 million on his own. Quadrupling that every day means he would have $64 million in three days. So why does he care about this guy? He needs money (for something that isn't clear), but really he could make more money on his own. So how does this make any sense???<br />
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Also, he is pursued by a loan shark who tasted a pill and now wants more. So what does he do? Basically nothing. (He does hire body guards, but aside from being seen once I don't think they show up again.) Wouldn't a smart person realize that this guy is going to keep coming back and do something about it? Or come up with better protection than, you know, nothing???<br />
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Also, he's in constant danger of running out of the drug so he hires a guy to try to reverse engineer it. Why? Isn't he the super-genius that can do everything perfectly? Why doesn't he learn the chem-geneering himself? Why on earth would you trust a non-genius? Why would you risk other people learning about the drug? All he would have to do is take a month off from business and he'd do it perfectly. And while he states he needs money, there really is no ticking clock where he has to have X dollars by X time, so what's a month? Even if he blew the merger deal, there's always another business deal and he can do day trading and earn millions there. So what really would be the smart move?<br />
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And that really is the problem with the movie -- it's a movie about people who are supposed to be geniuses, but really they act like the dumbest people on earth. For instance at one point a woman is bing chased through a park by a man with a knife. She tries to get help and the man kills them. So her genius solution? Grabbing a girl who is ice skating and twirling her around to use the girl's skate to kill the guy. Is that really the genius solution? Or is that the dumb-a** solution that a 14-year old boy would come up with??? Because I'm pretty sure that would get the woman in a lot of trouble and bring up even more questions (not to mention news reports and cops. <br />
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But of course all of that is completely ignored because what better way to write about geniuses than with large, gaping plot holes???<br />
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Speaking of plot holes, at one point a woman Morra sleeps with is found dead. At one point he is a suspect, but then it is never mentioned again. Yep, that's smart writing.<br />
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Seriously, I could keep picking it apart but that would be a waste of time. What the movie does well is keep moving. So while each point might be stupid, it moves on to the next thing not letting you linger on its stupidity.<br />
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And Morra's big plan? Run for Congress. Because we're all better off with heart disease and cancer being solved by the non-geniuses. Yikes.<br />
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*** AVOID ***Paul A Newmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08625744471271546889noreply@blogger.com0